One Million Moms is a moronic, terrorizing, hate group.

A group has recently come to light that goes by the name "One Million Moms". A group made up of a whopping 47k some bored housewives and religious right type that feel protesting is their sole duty. What do they protest? Well, everything they deem not fit. It's a large umbrella for them. 


     "Here's how the One Million Moms Campaign works. We inform you about a particular issue (TV network, sponsor, or station), giving you a link to a "take action" page on the website. You e-mail the responsible party. That's it!"

Their mission statement could be summed up as "We pick something we don't like, then we get you, the unwashed masses, to spam the crap out of them". Well, that's nice of them to sum up all the issues I don't like in one place so I can protest as easily as possible. So, what have they successfully protested and gotten changed so far? Let's look at the causes they've championed in the name of good entertainment and wholesome family values.